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November 03 2017

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eventide-wocky:

lizardskeleton:

eventide-wocky:

lizardskeleton:

im goknba?

You are goknba!

how

pochowek:

I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours

iamanemotionaltimebomb:

big-payout-to-peebs:

the10ne1yweird0:

big-payout-to-peebs:

What I say: I’m fine

What I mean: In Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy Mustang says “It’s raining” or “It’s a terrible day for rain” at his best friend Maes Hughes’ funeral, held on a day with clear skies. It seems like he says this because he begins to cry after he says it. But when you think about it, Mustang is “useless” when it rains/when he gets wet because he can’t use his flame alchemy. He equates rain to uselessness. So when he says it’s raining at Hughes’ funeral, he means that he feels useless/helpless now that his best friend is dead. The writing in this show has the ability to rip out your heart and stomp on it when you’re least expecting it, then kick you while you’re down. I am NOT okay. 

Also, he says this specifically to Riza, who is usually the one protecting him when he can’t use his alchemy in the rain. Roy himself sometimes forgets that rain ruins his alchemy, but Riza remembers and is always prepared for such a situation. Roy, by saying “it’s raining,” specifically to Riza, is conveying that he feels helpless, accepts this, and is asking to be supported. FUCK.

You fucking made it worse. I don’t know how, but you mADE IT WORSE.

November 02 2017

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quarkmaster:

Glass Wings

For Magic: The Gathering

Johannes Voss

Reposted bysanderDL sanderDL

hivemindsuggestion:

guillotinesuggestions:

red-suggestions:

mad-god-suggestions:

outlawsuggestion:

Behind this mask of aloof confidence is a broken soul, terrified of the future but trapped in the past.

Behind this mask of sheer, silent power is a tortured soul, longing for peace but thirsting for blood.

Behind this mask of shy innocence is a faded soul, screaming in pain and searching for her home

Behind this mask of steel willpower is a dead soul, broken in fear and waiting for unity

Behind this mask of order and solitude is an empty soul, hungry for control and longing for purpose.

kediil-eperu:

copperbadge:

copperbadge:

I hung a sign on my door tonight reading 

I have the flu! I don’t want to infect any little monsters! So please help yourself!

with an arrow pointing to the candy bucket next to the door. 

So far three separate small children have yelled PLEASE FEEL BETTER at me through my door. Also one of them told what was clearly his younger brother “Take ONLY ONE, don’t be greedy, the Great Pumpkin can see you.”

Faith in the world: restored. 

When I loaded up the bucket it had in it:

One bag’s worth of Starburst
One bag’s worth of Dum Dum lollipops
Two bags’ worth of M&M snack-size packs
Two small bags’ worth of erasers (skulls and black cats)
One bag’s worth of plastic fangs because those were MY FAVORITE as a child

I just brought the bucket in and it had in it:

Two individual Starburst
About half a dozen erasers
One Blow Pop lollipop
One snack-sized Twix bar

Apparently someone thought that I might like a blow pop and a Twix bar. Thank you, trick-or-treating child, I DID. 

Oh my gods, best kids.

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reblog if school has actually made you cry

taylorfeatcats:

like the stress, the pressure and everything ya know. everyone keeps saying like ‘school makes me cry’ and stuff but has it really made you cry bc i cried a lot of times tbh

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killmekaneki:

queercuddleslut:

aviself:

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*

@ratherblogthanbreathe

altarandwitchinghour:

kingfucko:

gollyplot:

flittering-sylph:

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.

bogleech:

I’m glad Halloween just started and will continue until January like it always has

rudeho:

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

onboardthestar-shiptitanic:

almostasunking:

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

@gummyfishiez

maunderfiend:

Oh no… It seems… I’ve lost the bottoms to my swimsuit in the waves

November 01 2017

thesewomenrulemyworld:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

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h0lyhandgrenade:

More Erasermic because I love these lads and I’m having fun! This one started as me almost being about to write something romantic, but then… This happened instead. I guess that’s just my nature.

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marycp2011:

RING A DING DING

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